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Dinking is an art, and not everyone has the skill. If you can't master the soft game, maybe you shouldn't be celebrating with post-match drinks just yet! This funny pickleball-themed tee is perfect for players who take their dinks seriously—and know that control beats power every time.

Made from 100% heavyweight cotton (with blends for select colors) and crafted with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton, this classic unisex fit is built for comfort—whether you're dominating on the court or just enjoying a well-earned drink (after proving your dink game is strong, of course).

Why You Need This Shirt:

  • Perfect for Pickleball Lovers – Because a weak dink just won’t cut it.
  • Funny & Relatable – Get laughs from fellow players (and side-eyes from those who can’t dink).
  • Sustainably Made with USA-Grown Cotton – Built to last, just like your love for the game.
  • Ultra-Comfortable Fit – Great for tournament days, practice sessions, and post-match hangouts.

Prove your dink game is strong—grab yours now and wear it with pride!

If You Can't Dink, Don't Drink T-Shirt

  • Unique, one-of-a-kind gift
  • NOT SOLD in stores
  • USA: 2-8 Business Days

$29.95

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  • Unique, one-of-a-kind gift
  • NOT SOLD in stores
  • USA: 2-8 Business Days

Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

  • Dinking is an art, and not everyone has the skill. If you can't master the soft game, maybe you shouldn't be celebrating with post-match drinks just yet! This funny pickleball-themed tee is perfect for players who take their dinks seriously—and know that control beats power every time.

    Made from 100% heavyweight cotton (with blends for select colors) and crafted with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton, this classic unisex fit is built for comfort—whether you're dominating on the court or just enjoying a well-earned drink (after proving your dink game is strong, of course).

    Why You Need This Shirt:

    • Perfect for Pickleball Lovers – Because a weak dink just won’t cut it.
    • Funny & Relatable – Get laughs from fellow players (and side-eyes from those who can’t dink).
    • Sustainably Made with USA-Grown Cotton – Built to last, just like your love for the game.
    • Ultra-Comfortable Fit – Great for tournament days, practice sessions, and post-match hangouts.

    Prove your dink game is strong—grab yours now and wear it with pride!

  • Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

    Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

    USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

    Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

    UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

    Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

    Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

Feel confident in your purchase